"Burttram" is an old friend and raving lunatic.
He enjoys: His daughter and everything she does, women hopelessly out of his league, SouthPark, fine German automobiles painted with mops, the smell of napalm in the morning and pain.
He dislikes: Residential telephone service subscribers, fundamentalist insurgencies, incoming small arms fire and armadillos.
I sincerely hope Burt doesn't kill me.
Hey Kids!
a) Want to be included in a future "Meet The Readers" installment?
b) Don't want to be included, but expect to be anyway?
c) Own a flattering image of yourself?
Send your photo to me!
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