Saturday, December 19, 2009
Lost Dogs and Mixed Blessings
My stupid little weiner dog ran off on Thursday, taking our beloved little beagle mix with her. He came back, she didn't.
She's become an escape artist, tunneling to freedom like Steve McQueen in "The Great Escape". I am not particularly interested in mounting a full-scale search, as the last time this happened it cost me $160 to spring them from the pokey. Besides, she needs dog psychiatry as she has "abandonment issues" and irrationally high self-esteem. She punishes us when we leave her alone by tearing up our prized possesions and pissing on the laundry.