This joke was sent to me by my friend Richard
"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar," the Preacher says.
Bubba gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks:
"Bubba, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Bubba replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
The preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Bubba's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Bubba.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,
"Bubba, how is your hearing now?"
Bubba says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday!"