I looked on my "Retirement Income Projection" gizmo at work, and have determined that I can retire in 10 years and 17 days.
I will be in a single-digit countdown starting on my birthday.
As I count my blessings:
1) I have collected many friends around the country and the globe, and will enjoy visiting/crashing on their couches. Of course, many of these people remember me marginally, (if at all) so there will be those "Honey, who is that guy again?" questions.
I plan to travel in this manner until word of my (anticipated)incontinence speads.
2) I'll probably be able to save money by hitchhiking.
3) Baby and I will be able to spend as much time at the beach as we like!
I will be doing some preliminary couch surfing over the next several years, as till retirement I have to travel "on the cheap" to make my grandiose visions come true.
All readers who wish to host me in their city, just let me know.